mattress party


when the family or friends of a terminally ill person (sick, dying, or otherwise lame) throw a mattress over him/her and take turns wallowing on it in order to smother him/her.
“if cousin joe don’t show no signs of recuv’ry, we’s might just have to have ourselve’s a right mattress party.”
when the family or friends of a terminally ill person (sick, dying, or otherwise lame) throw a mattress over him/her and take turns wallowing on it in order to smother him/her.

“if cousin joe don’t show no signs of recuv’ry, we’s might just have to have ourselve’s a right mattress party.”

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