mattress worship


refers to the decision to stay in bed when you are too tired to get up and go to church.
“bottom doesn’t go to church; he prefers mattress worship.”
already defined as decision to stay in bed when you are too tired to get up and go to church.
but can also refer to lying in bed while watching a televangelist on tv.
sam is doing mattress worship today, watching that faith-healing reverend on tv.

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