mattrosexual


a person who is metros-xual, but tries to hide his connections with the metro community by calling others gay. a mattros-xual may be inclined to roll up his shirt sleeves to try and show off his “guns”, or refuse to wear his hair naturally. mattros-xuals seem tough and -sshole-like on the outside, but they really just need some lovin’.
have you seen mr. smoliga lately? what a mattros-xual.

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