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  the undeliberate act of clearing out an entire bar by playing loud and obnoxious power pop while simultaneously jumping on a trampoline. “did you hear that opening band last night? they completely maudied the audience.”

• cheesy b

  shortened version of a cheeseburger. “yeh we are just headed out for some cheesy b’s”

• McConaughey Theory of Perpetual Repose

  the idea that one can be relaxed and free of worry at all times. matthew mcconaughey is the poster child for this constant act of relaxation. “that matthew mcconaughey seems to bare talking to jay leno for a full twenty minutes. give that man a page in the book of mcconaughey theory of perpetual repose […]

• MB Syndrome

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• Mcdermication

  the act of -j-c-l-t–n performed so the expelled seman lands on a stone. “eer this rock is slimey someone must have mcdermincated on it” ” dude p-ss me that rock i need to mcdermicate, i love mcdermication “

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