when your girlfriend falls asleep before you get there because you’re just that boring.
she did a matty marron on me when i went to pick her up.
super ugly. friend 1: ohhh, you see that girl right there? her b-m is niceee! friend 2: ok but she’s shmerkberk
- dry flexing
a manner of flexing your muscles without oil and pretending they look just as good without the shine zac just ran out of oil, so he was dry flexing in front of the mirror with dissapointment on his face.
to work relentlessly without food nor water until final objectives are achieved. it will take more than a miracle to finish this pipeline; we will need to galatiuk this thing..
- the crack on
the idea of continuing the party at someone’s house after leaving the club “hey john, can we have the crack on at your house tonight?!”
actually- but when siri autocorrects you ashley needed a ride to the bar, but she couldn’t get anyone to take her. so she texted her friend taylor and told him she had asctually asked everyone