Matty Patty


a name given to a guy with impecably stylish hair, he is amazing with women and is a very quite person. so when women talk he sits there and listens like a good boy. this really turns the women on and he get more casual s-x becuase of it. this man is sort of like a godly robot all men should look up to.
hugh jackman is a matty patty
ryan gosling is also a matty patty
that creepy fat man living in your mothers bas-m-nt playing dnd is not a matty patty.

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