Matu
a guy thats sucks at all sport and cant perform any athletic abilities
why you look like matu?
this is after he missed an open goal in soccer 3 times in a row and cant run so your named a matu
2 more definitions
an amazing cult of crazy videogame playing, dancing, musical, and psychotic people.
lets go hang out with the matus.
friday night is movie for matus.
the word matu has many different meanings.
matu in a verb means when you have applied blistex to your upper and lower lips.
matu in an adjective is used to describe a person that is :
1. ugly
2. egyptian/haitian/italian
3. a person that plays soccer,plays focus, swims, and is smelly.
4. a person that that can speak in matu language.
5. a person that also wants to always hangout with you.
6. a person that gives you that look look, like not that normal look.
other forms: matues (plural) more than one matu
matuing: the action of being a matu.
pr-nounced: ma-toooooooh
a “matu”: yo big bruh like dat gurrrrl rite durh was givin’ me that look look, not that normal look, but yo i really think she tryna holla at me like she want me.
big bruh: yo u h-lla s-xy yo like i think u should holla like she h-lla s-xy too yo.
a “matu”: son! she not even that hot yo like she made me hard but she not even that hot she aiight.
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