Maturday
when friday is a day off, but you have to go to work on a sat-rday and it feels like a monday
-i hate mondays
-it’s sat-rday
-i hate mat-rday
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- poccu
is a big fat pig, with a lot of fats. it’s a sicilian, dialectical expression. “a si un peri i poccu!” stands for “you are a pork leg!”
- Demon Rail
s-xually destroying an elizert, may only take place on a cold afternoon. jack was trying to demon rail his girlfriend, but it was far too sunny and hot outside.
- Matzi
matzi (maht-zie) as opposed to moxie (energy or pep) or motzo (unleavened bread) matzi ia a term used to describe someone as naive but determined when up against extremely great odds. my opponent is an excellent athlete while i’m just okay. it’s gonna take a lot of matzi to pull out a win.
- Cantry
one who’s never to blame but always at fault. dude, i was way too distracted today, i totally pulled a cantry and didn’t get sh-t done!
- The Rail
done when a man places both hands palms together and interlocks the ring fingers. then insert the index and middle fingers into the womans cooter and the pinky fingers into her p–per. similar in execution as the shocker(4 in the pink, 2 in the stink) hey, you looking to ride “the rail”!!