Maturity Spurt
an unprecedented rise in maturity similar to that of a growth spurt.
local 1: hey why did the chicken cross the road?
local 2: i have no idea, it would be spectacular if you could tell me.
local 1: to get to the other side
local 2: i do not find that even slightly humorous.
local 1: but you found that funny last week
local 2: yes well i have had a maturity spurt which allows me to realize the childish nature of that joke.
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