nut check
an unexpected hit in the jewels.
man, yout crzy dog just nut checked me. he’s lucky i don’t monkey punch him.
1) a violent slap, punch, or kick to the pubic area that causes extreme pain and usually results in spontaneous -j-c-l-t–n without arousal.
2) checking a fine b-tch you meet at the club to make sure she ain’t a man. also accompanies an adam’s apple check.
1) that b-tch stole my girl so i nutchecked his punk -ss.
2) when i nut checked that ho i met at the club i felt some nuts so i shot her f-ck -ss.
to strike a male in the groin as a form of horseplay.
“dude, i nutchecked miguel so hard he fell.”
“nick p. tried to nutcheck me, but he missed and hit my thigh.”
a check received from the state, for a person that has been diagnosed mentally unstable.
the man was in a much happier mood leaving the bank since his nutcheck had cleared.
the woman was over joyed since her nutcheck had arrived in the mail.
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