matza
1. matza (n.) flat bread that is eaten by faithful jews (often spelled as matzah or matzoh).
2. matza (n.) a jewish wh-r-, often the daughter of a rabbi.
for meaning #1:
the rebbe was very pleased when his shipment of kosher matza arrived from tel aviv.
for meaning #2:
a)
rabbi goldstein: i banged matza at the chabad yesterday, it was very delightful.
reb moshe: oh really? i heard she was offering a shabbat discount!
b)
biology professor: among other things, s-m-n contains a great deal of sugars, specifically fructose, which serves as the main source of energy for sperm
cells…
matza: -raises hand- professor, but if sperm contains sugar fructose, why isn’t it sweet?!
-cl-ss breaks out in hysterical laughter-
biology professor: -irritated- that, young lady, is because the receptors for sweetness are on the tip of the tongue, and not on the back of the throat!
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