matzah


unleavened bread. best when made into b-lls and put into soup or in hillel sandwiches. also used to describe really boring people (who can also be thin and pale)
the girl wearing that floral bikini is such a matzah. i wonder if she’ll melt when she gets in the water.
the jewish equivalent of the slang term “cracker”. as the jewish people are not “white” per-se, they cannot be called crackers. hence, they are their equivalent of crackers; matzah.
man b-msteinman thinks he’s such an og but that kid is f-cking matzah.

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