mau5turbate


verb to have a session of listening to popular house dj deadmau5 and enjoy it. heavy emphasis on the enjoy part.
f-ck this happy happy-hardcore sh-t. i’m going to mau5turbate!
to m-st-rb-t- to the beat of deadmau5. warning: may be fatal if combined with actual deadmau5 music!
dude, i got to go mau5turbate!
to pleasure oneself while listening to the eargasmic sounds of deadmau5
strobe just came on and i couldn’t help but vigorously mau5turbate.

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