mauer
noun, totally bangable 21-year old twins catcher (#7)
dude, joe mauer is completely bangable
verb, to present oneself in a bangable fashion
dude, i gotta mauer up before hittin the clubs so have a chance of poonin’ a chick later this foine evening
to think highly of oneself, and expect to be treated and spoiled like a little kid, resembling the twins catcher joe mauer’s att-tude. in addition to the pompous att-tude, one must not have any special talents or skills except for flaunting a big ego.
that guy is such a mauer. he’s so c-cky when he has nothing to be c-cky about.
in the game of sheephead (sheepshead), to not “pick” when you have a winning hand.
you would have won if you hadn’t mauered.
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