laughing that doesn’t come from joy or humor, but rather from overwhelming stress and/or severe trauma (psychologically an physically). people may experience this sour form of laughter or “maughter” when:
1. the written exam they’re about to take is their last shot to p-ss a cl-ss and they can’t answer a single question on it
2. they found out that a close family member has just died and they still haven’t fully come to terms with it
as doctor wong forcibly realigned jimmy’s fractured arm, jimmy began maughing and flailing his legs uncontrollably, which prompted nurses to rush into the room and hold him down until the procedure was done. afterwards the nurses consoled the teen (who was now in tears and exhausted from all the flailing) and held up his arm while dr. wong could carefully wrap a cast on it.
typically used by parents/elders (mainly immigrants) who are trying to make fun of modern western culture. they attempt to say “western” (or western-ized) but it comes out as vesternizer. parent: look at that stupid vesternizer complaining once again.
- bakers dandruff
the flaky bits of (often short crust pastry) that falls whilst eating a pie or pastry. that pie was so delicious that i barely dropped any baker’s dandruff! truly a spectacle.
- tyler gray
when your best friend wears a pocket p-ssy in their -ss and you f-ck it. #itaintg-y you want to tyler gray tonight?
- captain caboose
when you cheat in a game and other people in the game identify that you were cheating and threaten to ban you but before the ban you get worried so you enter the denial stage of the kübler-ross model where your depression needs to be mitigated through furious masturbation in order to jump to the […]
a descriptive word meaning anything, only in a positive context. also refers to the act of doing something awesome. bagoonga motherf-cker! instead of calling b–bs, your two lovely friends. call them your baoongas man she had some nice bagoongas