Maulmart
in the star wars universe darth maul was the founder and owner of the maulmart store chain. maulmart put many stores out of business.
jedi 1: “did you hear about the new maulmart sale?”
jedi 2: “no….what kind of sale?”
jedi 1: “darth maul, the founder and owner, is dead and now they are having a “50% off everything in stock” sale at maulmart”
jedi 2: “great! now i can afford a new lightsaber”
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count dooku: “lord sidious….i have good news. the war has begun”
sidious: “everything is going as i have foreseen. now get the ship ready. they are having a “half-off everything in stock” sale at maulmart”
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