Maurice Clarett


former running back for ohio state, was recently arrested in august of 2006 for making an illegal u-turn, and cops found 3 handguns and a loaded ak ready to go in his car, and some grey goose vodka
maurice clarett may have had connections with an isreali mafia
a term used to describe a series of choices somebody made in their life that left them getting f-cked in the -ss in jail by a 6’6″ black guy named bubba or ray ray.
scott peterson pulled a maurice clarett when he killed his wife and threw her in the lake. now he is in prison for life with “beautiful bubba”.

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