Maury Roulette


a bunch of men jack off into a bowl and stir it up with a spoon, then a girl comes and they put a funnel in her and pour it in her. called “maury roulette” because it explains so many of the cases on maury (tv show)
dude: “ifa buncha dudes jacks off in like uh saucer bowl, den stirs it up wid a spoon. an a girl come and be like with a funnel an dey pours it in her pu.. uuh…. v-g-n-s, an she have a baby… who da daddy?”

you: well kid, that’s maury roulette!

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