Max-Beat


a term used to describe the epic amount of violence one individual inflicts upon another individual. created after the angry outburst that occurred when nhl player maxime talbot switched from the pittsburgh penguins to the philadelphia flyers.
i’m going to max-beat your -ss to the underworld, fool!

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