Max Burnside
1.) the name of one of the lesser-known confederate commanders in the civil war. he was an insubordinate commander. burnside was a bald and heavy gentleman with large, gray sideburns.
2.) burnsideverb: taking a sh-t in a water balloon, heating it to above room temperature, shaving one’s p-b-s and throwing them inside the balloon, sticking one’s thumb in the balloon, and shoving the balloon up a heavy man’s rear with one’s thumb still inside the balloon. this may lead to constipation.
1.) max burnside led several unsuccessful attacks on the yankees due to little mistakes and laziness.
2.) katy gave alex a burnside leading to alex soon getting constipated.
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