max longmire


ex lover of taliah, loves apples and has long spaghetti hair, he eats apples before every finals game. all girls wanna pour spaghetti sauce on his hair and eat it with some apples, his mom is the bomb.com
max longmire has an ex lover named taliah
she poured spaghetti sauce on his hair and ate it!

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