max payne bar


a term used to describe a depressing, lackl-ster bar where middle aged depressed men come to drink away their sorrows.

you know these bars by the instant feeling of depression you get when you walk in the door and see two middle aged men sitting at opposite ends of the bar drink a beer in silence.

a bar with patrons who are alone and look depressed, as if their entire family was murdered, just like the video game max payne.
“lets h-t up that bar around the block today”
“nah man it’s a max payne bar, i feel like cutting myself every time we go there”

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