max the dog
1. dog who becomes crashing into things such as walls or doors while being chasing flashlights.
2. loud as f-ck.
3. jumps like a black man.
4. dog that p-sses off cats untill he is mauled by them
1. “that max the dog broke through his second door today, oh wait, third.”
2. “that system of a down music was max the dog in hot topic store”
“i know bolth my ears and my -n-s started to bleed”
3. “oh here he goes, he’s going to jump”
“yo he just pulled a max the dog and jumped 6 feet 7inches in the air”
4.”im sorry we couldn’t save your dog ma’m he just p-ssed off that cat a little too much”
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