max the dog



1. dog who becomes crashing into things such as walls or doors while being chasing flashlights.

2. loud as f-ck.

3. jumps like a black man.

4. dog that p-sses off cats untill he is mauled by them
1. “that max the dog broke through his second door today, oh wait, third.”

2. “that system of a down music was max the dog in hot topic store”
“i know bolth my ears and my -n-s started to bleed”

3. “oh here he goes, he’s going to jump”
“yo he just pulled a max the dog and jumped 6 feet 7inches in the air”

4.”im sorry we couldn’t save your dog ma’m he just p-ss-d off that cat a little too much”

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