Max
short for “maximilian”, a russian name meaning “large p-n-s.”
“they dont call him max(maximilian) for nothing!”
“max”
origin: latin
meaning: diminutive of maximilian: greatest.
commonly used with the word “lightning”
origin: welsh
meaning: lionlike; lightning
true to thier name all max’s are trustworthy. attractive. great kisser’s. one of a kind, proud of themselves in whatever they do. messy, and unorganized. procrastinators. great lovers, when their not sleeping. extreme thinkers. loves their pets usually more then their familiy. can be very irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. unpredictable. will exceed your expectations. not a fighter, but will knock your lights out.
” max lightnig….. ”
the ability to do nothing and still look so d-mn good.
its like i want to eat you because you look so good, maybe if i eat you then i will be satisfied max.
the most amazing person in the world. scratch that, in sp-ce and everything that ever exsisted. he’s a super great boyfriend who’s always there to lay a smile upon my face. he’s sweet, funny, an idiot (in a good way), totally weird and crazy (also, good way), and just overall made of total win. i’m quite possibly the luckiest girl ever to be with him. max.. max.. remember that name as the name of the most spectacular person ever. max. my max.
max is super epic. no doubt about it.
the act of doing f-ck-all everyday, usually accompanied by beer, msn and nintendo 64.
i wish i could have a max-day.
why can max have a max-day everyday?
what can i say? word’s can’t describe how awesome one of these are. i would give my child up just to meet one of these men.
max: hey, i’m max.
girls: -faint-
max truly does mean more
yo shaquanda u c max, hes got so much more!
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