Maxanne
a laid back chick with the most amazing -ss, perky t-ts, beautiful mind, body, and soul. she treats you so well, you have to pinch yourself every day you wake up next to her. she smothers you with love and affection, satisfies all your s-xual needs, and is the most loyal person on earth. she is a beautiful baby making machine. don’t do her wrong though as there is a fire breathing dragon that lay dormant within her soul that will rip your head off and sh-t down your throat.
the perfect woman!
roooxaaanne, no! it’s maxanne you dumb -ss!
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