Maxi belt


a skirt so short it more qualifies as a large belt. usually impossible to wear with discretion and almost guaranteed to provide incredible upskirt views to anyone patient enough to wait just a little.
i saw this cute chick in the mall wearing a skirt so short i got all kinds of awesome views of her panties while she was shopping. my c-ck got so hard i had to go to the restroom and take care of business thinking about that “maxi belt” she was wearing.

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