Maxi-wank
the act of recklessly masturbating onself into oblivion. one must not confuse any other ways of masturbation with the maxi-w-nk, as an authentic maxi-w-nk requires the person practicing to -j-c-l-t- on his thigh and stomach. one must also fall asleep immediately following -j-c-l-t–n without the typical “tissue routine” in order for such an act to be const-tuted as a maxi-w-nk.
tim: hey where is paul, isn’t he supposed to be making dinner?
oliver: no i don’t think it will happen anytime soon, i walked into his room before and he was asleep with c-m all over his stomach and left thigh. it was obvious that he had a maxi-w-nk.
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