Maximum Altitude


term for when somebody has reached the physical or mental peak of being high, namely on marijuana. reaching maximum-alt-tude means that a person cannot/will not smoke anymore because they believe they can’t possibly get any higher.
“dude we’ve smoked 7 bowls, wanna go for an eighth?”
“no way. i’m at maximum alt-tude, i can barely move.”

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