Maximum Summer
that rare and magical occurrence whereupon memorial day comes as early as possibly (may 25th), while labor day falls as late as possibly (september 7th), literally giving us the maximum amount of summertime!
maximum summer allows ample time for one to take advantage of long days filled with adventure, ice cream, and the pursuit of awesome.
bill: how are we ever going to break our waterslide record from last year?!
ted: we’ve got all the time in the world, dude, it’s maximum summer!
bill: high-five!
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