maxipad

1) brand of sanitary napkin
2) nickname for ‘max’- used to p-ss off a person of that name
1) oh man i need a maxipad.
2) hey maxipad!
a fully loaded ipad
chris: i think the new apple ipad is a great gift, but i want to make sure i get all the features.

jessica: go in to the apple store and tell them you want the maxipad.
a kid who is extremely lazy;
will ask you to make him food, help him up, and also mooch rides, and cigarettes off of you.
often -ssociates themselves with the “punk” genre but is too lazy to partic-p-te in any actual music making processes;
extremely vain and full of themselves,
relating their actions to that of jesus christ and wears clothes that are way too small and is in a neverending quest to get laid;becomes extremely obnoxious when intoxicated

also known as a feminine care product
“i’m the sh-t i am a sleezy dude, i am such a 77 punk and i’m lazy as h-ll… i am maxi pads”
an apartment or house that has been tricked out like on “cribs”.
art: “dude, you were over at gilly’s place last night, is it really the maxi-pad he says it is?”
evan: “dude, it’s whack! he could play baseball in his bathroom and has a hot tub big enough for 10 people plus one!”
a really annoying kid that hangs out with you sometimes that you h-lla want to kill. although, sometimes erves a practical purpose, such as you can order him to get you food and do stupid stuff to get him in trouble, still want to kill him though.
any certain friends you have these issues with…. this kid is a total maxipad.