may 21st
national bl-wj-b day
after christopher columbus got off of the mayflower (in may thus the name may-flower) the first thing he did was find the best kept native american woman and in return for a sack of corn he was given the best bl-wj-b of his life. his crew was so inspired by this that they all went out and did the same, and although they were completely out of corn, this tradition spread across europe making may 21st national bl-wj-b day.
“hey man, you gonna be celebrating national bl-wj-b day this year? it’s on may 21st”
“h-ll yeah dude, i just need to find some corn”
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