may guy
a may guy. a guy born in may. usually stubborn, but willing to learn. very proud and a natural leader in times of extreme stress. loves to f-ck but cares more about personality than he will admit. also, most may guys like to drive fast.
“did you see that guy break up the fight?”
“yeah he’s a may guy.”
“d-mn thought he was gonna jump i’m
“he wanted to but his girl was watching”
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