oceola cocktail
when you go for kidney stone surgery and the surgeon breaks off the micro camera by accident in your p-n-s you say f*** it check out of the hospital and go to wawa’s and get a b****** while p-ssing in the prost-tute sticks a stalk of celery up your -ss
oceola c-cktail , i was h-rny after a botched surgery and checked myself out of the hospital and got a b****** at wawa’s while i was p-ssing blood
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