may i take your hat sir
as one of the greatest philosophers of this generation, patrick star, uttered yet another magnificent phrase of wisdom. growing up in a poor family, mr. star was forced to take on many low income jobs, where he must take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner. the hat in this famous spoken poetry that mr. star would take from these men, actually was a symbol that he used to represent the struggle of diligent working men with large families and low income. mr. star is currently running for president in the united states presidential election 2016.
“you mean like a weenie? ok! may i take your hat sir? may i take your hat, sir? may i tak-“
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