Mayanero


a mayanero is the act of a sleeping male being awakened from his slumber by oral s-x from a female.
“yesterday, i took a nap at around 2 p.m., right after i had finished studying. approximately one hour later, janice slipped into my dorm and promptly delivered one of the sloppiest and loveliest mayaneros that i’ve ever had.”

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