Maybe baby

term used to describe a child that may or may not be yours. used in situations were the child’s mother has many s-xual partners.
is that your kid?
i don’t know it’s still a maybe baby.
i understand, she’s too big of a sl-t to be sure.
when you have a thing with someone. like friends with benefits, or dating
idk if i like him or not, i guess he’s my maybe baby”
what you feel you have inside your tummy when you’re not sure if you’re actually pregnant.

the feeling is especially pr-nounced when you’re particularly anxious to have or not have a baby.
“well, i have a maybe baby. i still have to wait a few weeks to know for sure. but i’m so excited, i can actually feel it growing!”

“the maybe baby scared me so much, i didn’t have my periods for two months and ended up telling my parents! imagine when i found out it was just a false alarm!”
a lame attempt at birth control which has a fairly high rate of unintended pregnancy, such as pulling out.
my new boyfriend thinks pulling out is birth control. i tried to tell him we were playing maybe baby. guess i can start buying baby clothes.

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