Maybe its Maybeline
the idea/theory that government has corrupted and brainwashed society by means of consumerism and advertis-m-nt.
person 1: “whats wrong with the world today?”
person 2: “maybe its maybeline.”
person 1: “oh yeah, that would explain it.”
girl is giving head and wants guy to c-m on her t-ts. guy c-ms on her face instead and then rubs it in like makeup.
she wouldn’t let me c-m in her mouth so i gave her the “maybe its maybeline” instead. she was scrubbing in the shower for atleast 15 minutes to get it off her face.
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