maybe mama


1. when you b-mp into an ex and see she’s got a kid…around the same age as the last time you hooked up with her.

2. when someone had a promiscuous life as a youth and is unsure if he has unknown children running around in the world.
i don’t have any baby mamas, but there might be a few maybe mamas.

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