Mayhemness


a spring habidashery festival where the village community come together to celebrate spring vitality and the altering of hems for summer tastes.
at this years “mayhemness” festival the village of grindleford came togther and shortened their clothing for the summer.

everyone was st-tching like crazy, it was mayhemness.

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