Mayla


1. a bad–ss m-th-f-cka who is so f-cking attractive and is very smart, loveable, and bootylicious. she usually has a fake boyfriend to fend off the stalkers she acc-mulates on facebook. her fake boyfriend is so lucky that he treats her like a princess. he suffers from f-ckin traumatic stress disorder since he knows that he is being played. gg.

2. cutest, most sayoko, chick in the m-th-f-ckin universe.

3. a person called a sk-nk, because all them other b-tches jealous of the fact that boys (and even girls) love mayla.
1. that girl is a mayla!!

2. nicki minaj is a mayla!!

boy 1: do you like john?
boy 2: f-ck john. i”m with mayla n-gg-.
an amazingly talented girl. most of the time maylas will play the flute like a total boss. they have an incredible knack for getting long lasting friends and can always make you smile.
guy 1: look at mayla!
guy 2: shes amazing
guy 1: uh yeah! obviously!
a sk-nk ho whose sk-nk -ss needs to be kicked. smells like she bathes in manure. says irrelevant things, probably because she likes the sound of her voice, which is, in fact, annoying. stands creepily close to people that, unknown to mayla, don’t like her. thinks she has friends, but doesn’t.
k: did mayla just steal your boyfriend?
g: yeah.
k: that sk-nk ho. well, you’d better go give him a clothespin.
a suttle way to call kayla a man
hey mayla!!

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