Maymont


litteraly a sh-t hole located in saskatchewan, maymont is home of many un discovered diseases and sorrow. the hole is over run with centaurs and some forms of fish people. the people of maymont do not function like normal people, they infact survive from photosynthesis. the down side to this is that the sun never shines in maymont so many of the maymont people must live in other cities durring the day.
guy 1: dear god i think hes from maymont!?
guy 2: yes you can tell by the chew stains and cowboy boots!
maymont guy: blarghrrr awwthhyrrr!!

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