Mayo Dragon


-someone, usually a bas-m-nt dweller; who is very messy. eats poorly, and plays video games through all hours of the night.
-usually found in pairs.
-” my buddy lost his job now he is a mayo dragon”
-” im pretty sure i have a mayo dragon in my bas-m-nt, he lives in a castle of empty pizza boxes”

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