mayogrophobia


the fear of mayonnaise and any food that it comes in contact with.
dave – “dude did you know that laura has a terrible condition of mayogrophobia?”
steve – “i heard that 1 in every 23,000 struggle with that condition.”

dave – “yeah, she ruined last years new year’s party because there was mayo in the cheese dip and she puked everywhere.”

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