a form of chiefing in which the person, who is p-ssed out, receives a circular mayo squirt around their eye.
when the fillipino baron awoke, he found that he fell asleep with his mayonaise monocle still on his face.
my bad move on (used in a text) last n8 mbmo lunch?
- Rental Bitch
verb: to rental b-tch is to borrow a strap on or d-ld- from a friend/coworker and proceed to shove it up the -n-ses of 10 people, male or female. noun: a rental b-tch is a person borrowed for a brief period of time in which the borrower will make fun of the person in front […]
a term used to identify both democrats and republicans because the two parties are essentially the same. see the man. g-d i hate all the bs the republocrats keep shoving down our throats. when your political beliefs cross the boundaries of the two political parties. the candidate calls himself “pro-life” but favors legalization of same-s-x […]
righteuos cool awsome sweet the waves you were surfing were shoka your girlfriend is shoka looking a girl who hyptmotizes men with her stunning -ss, and in turn, sucks all of the money and dignity out of his pockets. d-mn, that shoka even took my shoelaces.
- Shootin Rockets
an series of especially explosive -j-c-l-t–ns during s-xual intercourse. the term referring to the flying globs of s-m-n and they’re high velocities dude, this girl turned me on so much last night it only took 15 minutes before i was shootin rockets half way across the room!