mayonaise sandwich


when you f-ck a girl from behind, pull out and bust between her -ss cheeks and mash them together.
that c-nt didn’t want me to bust in her, so i gave her a mayonaise sandwich
loved by trick daddy and myself, this meal is eaten when you have no food in your house.
“d-mn its 4 am and i dont wanna go to the store, lemme whip up a mayo sangwich
see ketchup sandwich
the act of giving someone an -n-l tulip, then coating it with mayo, placing it between two slices of bread, and licking it clean.
“brett’s such a f-g.”
“yeah, i heard he ate his partner’s mayonaise sandwich once.”

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