mayonnaise clitoris


when you’re having s-x with a girl who’s easy to spread and you make her cream so much that her genital area resembles a mayonnaise spread.
guy 1- tell me about that girl you met the other night!

guy2- i ended up taking her home and it turns out she’s one of those mayonnaise cl-toris types!

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