mayonnaise hands


after you eat a jar of mayonnaise with your bare hands and your hands are sticky and it looks and feels like you came on your hands.
brad: yo i shook chad’s hand and it felt like there was c-m on it
jacob: no i think he just has mayonnaise hands.

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