mayonnaise jar


a gal who’s been around eventually developing a cavernous and sperm lubed v-g-n- from the mult-tudes of men she’s slept with. a loose trick.
did you hear her nuva ring slid right out when she was balling that nameless guy off the street? what a mayonnaise jar!
someone who frequently preforms the act of f-ll-t– and is reputed for “swallowing”.
john and bill j-zzed down sara’s throat, she is a total mayonnaise jar, do you know her number?

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