Mayor McCheese
a mcdonalds restaurant character that has been retired for a while now. he had a hamburger for a head.
they’ve retired a number of other characters, too
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a colleague who consistently leaves work (‘cheeses it’) much earlier than expected, leaving you wondering whether they are actually employed part-time.
“hey, where’s padma?”
“sorry buddy, mayor mccheese has already cheesed it”
“what?! but it’s only 3pm!”
when a girl has had too much fast food before a bl-wj-b and pukes on the p-n-s during the act
i knew she had too many chicken nuggets when she mayor mc’cheesed all over my c-ck
when a married public official cleans the cheese from your foreskin.
that cop will never bust me, i know him as mayor mccheese.
it is a synonym for w-ng.
sometimes i like to look at pictures of rosie o’donnell and play with my mayor mccheese.
a mcdonald’s guyp;my hero
mayor mccheese is my idol.
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